中国人就是聪明
一个美国人在中国一家饭店里吃饭。当侍者端上一盘龙虾后，美国人问道：“请问你们怎样处理吃剩的虾壳？”
“当然是倒掉啦，”侍者道。
“NO！NO！NO！”美国人摇摇头说，“在我们美国，吃剩的虾壳就送进工厂里，做成虾饼，然后再卖到你们中国。”
一会儿，侍者又端上了一盘水果，美国人指着其中一个柠檬又问：“请问你们怎样处理吃剩的柠檬皮？” “当然是倒掉啦，”侍者道。
“NO！NO！NO！”
美国人摇摇头说，“在我们美国，吃剩的柠檬皮就送进工厂里，做成果珍，然后再卖到你们中国。”
结帐的时候，美国人一边嚼着口香糖，一边笑着问侍者：“请问你们怎样处理吃剩的口香糖？” “当然是吐掉啦，”侍者道。
“NO！NO！NO！”
美国人摇摇头，得意的说，“在我们美国，嚼过的口香糖就送进工厂里，做成套套，然后再卖到你们中国。”
侍者不耐烦的问道：“那你知道在我们中国，如何处理用过的套套吗？”
“当然是扔掉啦，”美国人道。
侍者摇摇头说：“NO！NO！NO！在我们中国，用过的套套就送进工厂里，做成口香糖，然后再卖到你们美国。”
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